Humor Ala Anak Bugis Makassar

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Cerita yang saya dapat dari BM teman, yang berkisah 2 orang pelaut (dengan dialek makassar yang kental) masuk penjara dengan masing masing kesalahannya, langsung saja ya?

2 orang Pelaut BuGIS MAKASSAR, Sukri dan Rahim masuk
penjara – di dlm ruangan 2 org itu
bakutanya…

Sukri : “Berapa taung penjara na putuskang hakim ke kamu ?”

Rahim : “3 taung..”

Sukri : “Apakah kasusnu ?”

Rahim : “Berkelai ka dgn Kapten.
Sy patah kang tanganna…” Trus kamu berapa taung hakim
putuskang hukumannu?”

Sukri : “20 taung..”

Rahim : “knapa lama skali ? Apakah kasusnu ?”

Sukri : “Saya kasi picca kaca jendela di tempa’ kerjaku.”

Rahim : “Anass@mbala !! Masa cuma kasi picca kaca jendala 20 thn ko dipenjara? ta’lewana itu de’ee! Dmn ko kah kerja?

Sukri : “diKAPAL SELAM”

3 thoughts on “Humor Ala Anak Bugis Makassar

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